my name is Chloe and this would be a humor blog except it isn't funny

mishagetsmekilled: 'I used to be one of those crazy superwholockians but then I slowly became more and more embarrassed by my superfandom’s actions and now I hate everything to do with them and don’t enjoy most of the shows' <- sounds like a militant anti smoker ex smoker...

Yes…..this is the thing I said….? Only you fucking weirdos have liked it…. I’m slightly confused as to why you sent it to me, though

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND



Now let’s see your war face.

Now let’s see your war face.

(Source: fortysixandtwo)

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

passthecocaine:

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

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and a happy new year

dingdongyouarewrong:

date a tall boy with black hair. date a boy who will hate the world with you. date a boy who drinks tea and will sit with you by the fire. date a boy with honour. date a boy who needs to capture the avatar to restore his honour. date prince zuko.

yingjue:

Alisha x simon misfits

yingjue:

Alisha x simon misfits

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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(Source: princessblogonoke)

(Source: lizemeddings)

Sorry, but I don’t need any part-time people in my life. You’re either with me, or you’re not. You can’t just come and go as you please.

- (via luftnot)

(Source: ispeakquotes.com)

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

jealousies:

french is such a beautiful language

jealousies:

french is such a beautiful language

(Source: exclusivelylouisck)